Derby Little Secrets

Derby Little Secrets: Smackdowns and close calls
Derby Little Secrets

Smackdowns and close calls

Skittle skates the Shevils to a sensationally slim success and Maiden Milwaukee claims a hard-fought win over the tough-as-nails Crazy 8s.

Derby Little Secrets: Another Sold Out Show
Derby Little Secrets

Another Sold Out Show

Brewcity Bruisers Season 4 rolls on with another sold-out bout at the fabulous Milwaukee Co. Sports Complex. Gloria Hole and Dr Awkward guide you through the pulse-pounding action.

Derby Little Secrets: Wild at heart
Derby Little Secrets

Wild at heart

Dr. Awkward and Gloria Hole host TCD's webcast recap of every Brewcity Bruisers match. The season heats up as the Shevil Knevils upset the mighty Crazy 8s, newbie Skittle tears up the track and, of course, much more.

Brewcity Bruisers: A 2010 derby odyssey
Brewcity Bruisers

A 2010 derby odyssey

The Brewcity Bruisers prepare to kick some roller derby butt as Season 4 kicks off Saturday. Not a super-fan yet? No worries. Here's a quick primer.

Derby Little Secrets: A day at the movies
Derby Little Secrets

A day at the movies

New roller derby flick, "Whip It," gets our Brewcity Bruisers correspondent riled up for a few big-screen dreams of his own.

DERBY LITTLE SECRETS: The Krumosa Edition
DERBY LITTLE SECRETS

The Krumosa Edition

It's a red hot summer in roller derby, and Tea has the need-to-know, plus a killer summer vacay drink recipe.

DERBY LITTLE SECRETS: Travel team update
DERBY LITTLE SECRETS

Travel team update

By Tea Krulos Photos by Bruce Berna The Brew City Bruiser’s All-star Travel Team kicked off the summer travel season with two games I’m calling the “secret brunch bouts” because they were both on Sunday afternoons and not open to the general public. From what I understand these bouts took place for the love of derby and to help the team meet the Women’s Flat Track Derby Association (WFTDA, commonly pronounced woof-da!) standards. The first of these secret brunch bouts took place May 31st against the Arch Rival Roller Girls from good ol’ Saint Louie. The Archettes flew over the Brew Crew’s heads and won the bout, 81-70. The Bruisers won the nail biter second bout against the valkyries of the Twin Cities Northstar Roller Girls by JUST ONE POINT, 92-91! Great job Bruisers! The next home bout for the Travel Team will be open to the public July 18 against Madison’s Dairyland Dolls. More info at www.brewcitybruisers.com

DERBY LITTLE SECRETS: Battlestars vs. Paper Dolls
DERBY LITTLE SECRETS

Battlestars vs. Paper Dolls

The Brewcity Battlestars, a B-Team of skaters from the four teams that make up the Brewcity Bruisers league, play their first bout in Appleton against the Paper Dolls.

DERBY LITTLE SECRETS: CHAMPIONSHIP BOUT
DERBY LITTLE SECRETS

CHAMPIONSHIP BOUT

Time flies when you’re having fun and the next thing you know, it’s the end of the season. Time for the moment of truth! Season One champs The Rushin Rollettes sought to regain their title, while contenders Maiden Milwaukee hoped to win it for the first time. Also banging heads in a grudge match were the Shevil Knevils and the Crazy 8’s.

DERBY LITTLE SECRETS: MAY 2009
DERBY LITTLE SECRETS

MAY 2009

Tea Krulos, the Edward R. Murrow of Milwaukee roller derby, gives us the late-season lowdown on the Brewcity Bruisers, with an April 18 bout recap, what to expect in the Championship, plus Mondo Lucha, pancake breakfast and more.

MARCH MADNESS ROLLER DERBY

MARCH MADNESS ROLLER DERBY

The Rollettes now have the best record this season with 4 wins and 1 loss. Rollette jammer Jackie O’Nihilate tore up the track with 31 big points, followed closely by her team mates Reina Pain and Rhoda Ruin, both with 29 points. Ruin says the Rollettes are the team that just keeps going.

TD2M 2.0: Help us rename the Bruisers column
TD2M 2.0

Help us rename the Bruisers column

Last month, VITAL Source and ThirdCoast Digest were threatened with a cease and desist order by another derby league in the region, alleging that the title of our popular derby column Talk Derby to Me, by Tea Krulos (with a fabulous vodcast of the same name by Noah Therrien), was protected under U.S. Trademark. It’s a dark day for Milwaukee derby lovers, but have no fear: we will continue to publish the bout recaps, skater interviews and season recaps you’ve come to love and post great footage, live from the track, after every game. Today, we ask you today to help us select the new title of TD2M: 2.0. If you don’t like any of these, we’re savvy; just shoot us an email and let us know if you’ve got a better idea. We’ll add it to the poll. Voting closes on April 10 and the new title will be unveiled at the April 18 Bruisers bout at the Franklin County Sports Complex. You can buy your tickets now at brewcitybruisers.com! Thanks for your help! [poll ID: “2”]