A Dollar Short
Shine On
A dirty kitchen space at work inspires Molly to purge the mess.
Sep 21st, 2009 by Molly SwensonGraduation Day
Call-center extraordinaire Molly finds that change can be a good thing, even at the end of the day.
Sep 14th, 2009 by Molly SwensonIt’s all in the details
Honors graduate Molly's call-center training continues. This week: nothing is so certain as constant contradiction.
Aug 26th, 2009 by Molly SwensonTomato, Tomahto
Molly gazes longingly into the office building across the alley.
Aug 19th, 2009 by Molly SwensonTime after time
Stop me if you've heard this one before: every time I start a new job, I promise myself that I am done showing up late.
Aug 11th, 2009 by Molly SwensonWho will watch the children?
Can Molly afford day camp? A real life math story problem.
Aug 4th, 2009 by Molly SwensonAccentuate the positive
"Maybe it's going to be okay," I said to myself as I was stepping off the elevator. But it wasn't long before my sense of control dissipated.
Jul 22nd, 2009 by Molly SwensonA poetic interlude
A passive-aggressive ode to cube farm life, in acrostic poem form.
Jul 13th, 2009 by Molly SwensonIs this really happening?
My second night of training was not entirely successful. I couldn't keep up. I kept dropping important words and phrases. The technology overwhelmed me. I forgot to use the appropriate, soothing voice. I was tired and frustrated. Somehow, learning all this new stuff was incredibly stressful AND somehow boring at the same time. I spent a little time wondering how it was possible to be in a total state of fight-or-flight while simultaneously having a bad case of ennui - and then I realized that my pondering had set me back. The rest of class was about two simulated calls ahead of me.
Jul 6th, 2009 by Molly SwensonSo uncool
Molly's first day at the cube farm: what to wear, who to call in an emergency, and how to pick up the most beautiful girl in the room.
Jun 29th, 2009 by Molly Swenson