Op Ed

Gableman Had a ‘Great Night’s Sleep’

Spending taxpayer dollars traveling to South Dakota, Arizona, to learn what?

By - Aug 15th, 2021 02:36 pm
Michael Gableman

Michael Gableman

Former Wisconsin Supreme Court Justice Michael Gableman told reporters that he had the best night’s sleep of his life this week while attending a conference in Sioux Falls, South Dakota.

The perfect rest came, Gableman claims, as the result of the MyPillow he received in his trinket bag upon registering at MyPillow company founder Mike Lindell’s conference built around baseless conspiracy theories about last fall’s elections.

“That is one great pillow,” Gableman said. “Anybody who can make a pillow like that has to be taken seriously when he claims fraud in an election, don’t you think?”

When challenged for spending taxpayer dollars to travel to South Dakota and to Arizona to witness the also discredited forensic audit of results there conducted by an outfit called Cyber Ninjas, Gableman defended both trips. “They worked in harmony because in Arizona I got a pair of Ninjas pajamas. I have every reason to believe that the comfort of those PJ’s combined with the cloud-like nature of the MyPillow worked together to give me a great night’s sleep.”

Gableman was mum about what he may have learned to help his investigation into a Wisconsin election in which a total of 27 voters out of 3.3 million were found to have possibly committed fraud and only two have been referred for prosecution.

“But I can return to Wisconsin with the firm knowledge that every Badger can get a good night’s sleep with the right pillow. And, if you order online now, Mike will send you a second pillow for free. Just use code word BAMBOO.”

Dave Cieslewicz, Editor, Yellow Stripes & Dead Armadillos.

Categories: Op-Ed, Politics

3 thoughts on “Op Ed: Gableman Had a ‘Great Night’s Sleep’”

  1. Mark Nicolini says:

    The fact that, even if jokingly, Mr. Gableman can equate pillow manufacture with the baseless claims of voter fraud demonstrate that he’s unfit for any office, not to mention that of Sate Supreme Court Justice. His comments are Exhibit A regarding the worthlessness of this project.

  2. Bjorn Nasett says:

    What kind of Supreme Court Justice is this? Wow, a clown show is making decisions for Wisconsinites? This is utterly appalling and fodder for an SNL skit. God help Wisconsin with people like this on the Supreme Court.

  3. gerrybroderick says:

    We should be reminded that to have attained a position on our Supreme Court this man had to be somewhere near the apex of the Republican”s intellectual hierarchy. Enough said?

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