Commentary

Durst: Weinergate
Durst

Weinergate

Once again, a political official loses their dignity at the hands of technology. In the case of Congressman Anthony Weiner, how do you parody a parody?

Op/Ed: Have the Wisconsin protests gone too far?
Op/Ed

Have the Wisconsin protests gone too far?

Even zombies have the right to peaceably assemble to question the actions of our government. But this right needs to be tempered with discretion and respect.

Op/Ed: Standing up for Head Start
Op/Ed

Standing up for Head Start

Congress is debating whether to slash more than $1 billion from Head Start, but we simply can't afford to leave more poor students behind.

Durst: Corroded Clockwork
Durst

Corroded Clockwork

Once again, the GOP find themselves in a PR nightmare over their plan to reform Medicare, which some folks say is akin to a tornado’s plan to reform trailer courts.

Durst: Summer: Day One
Durst

Summer: Day One

Forget the almanac. And the calendar. The true wormhole opening to summer is not the upcoming solstice on June 21st; it's the last Monday of May, Memorial Day.

Op/Ed: Tax Holiday would cheat American taxpayers
Op/Ed

Tax Holiday would cheat American taxpayers

The deceptively named Win America campaign would actually push the nation further into debt.

Durst: Yes, Virginia, Some Men Are Pigs
Durst

Yes, Virginia, Some Men Are Pigs

Berlusconi. Edwards. Strauss-Kahn. The Governator. What's the deal with male politicians these days? Sure, power is an aphrodisiac, but have they lost their minds?

Durst: Run, Newt, Run!
Durst

Run, Newt, Run!

Newt Gingrich will run for the presidency in 2012. For every analyst, pundit, and satirist everywhere, allow me to say: Hooray! Thank you, sir. May I have another?

Durst: Obama gets Osama
Durst

Obama gets Osama

Pull the banner out of storage and string it back across the aircraft carrier. Because this time, Mission Really Accomplished

Commentary: Making a Statement with Our Tractors
Commentary

Making a Statement with Our Tractors

If Wisconsin's public-sector workers lose their collective bargaining rights, then dairy farmers will lose as well.

Durst: Birther bozos need a new nose
Durst

Birther bozos need a new nose

The release of Obama's long-form birth certificate should put an end to all this nonsense, but it won't. People believe what they want to believe, facts be damned.

Durst: Hiccuping Volcanoes
Durst

Hiccuping Volcanoes

Gotta love The Right. They try to stick to the issues, but moral indignation gets the best of them. Never mind the deficit; the wages of sin must first be paid.