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Advocacy Groups Want Better Worker Safety

Advocacy Groups Want Better Worker Safety

Following COVID-19 outbreak at Kenosha Amazon facility, they urge legislators to reinstate protections.

A Dem Bones Fairytale: The Scribe
A Dem Bones Fairytale

The Scribe

High on a hill in a tower built of bones, the Scribe etches tales on the boulders themselves. Stella offers a creepy tale for your Halloween pleasure.

The Queen who demanded seven inches: A Dem Bones fairy tale
The Queen who demanded seven inches

A Dem Bones fairy tale

It was known that while the ladies of the court collected rubies and pearls, the Queen was given to collecting…sausages.

The Prince and the Bald Spot (or how he got his hairball)

The Prince and the Bald Spot (or how he got his hairball)

With the Royal Wedding is a week away, folks are in a tizzy over the Prince's hair. Judith pens an ode to the receding follicles of HRH William of Wales.

The Saga of Bridget & John: An Irish tale
The Saga of Bridget & John

An Irish tale

Each year when everyone but the Irish celebrate St. Pat’s Day, my thoughts turn to the whereabouts of me great grandmudder, a rippin' wench if there ever was one.

A Dem Bones Fairytale: Why the Badger bristles
A Dem Bones Fairytale

Why the Badger bristles

Snug in his underground sett, the Badger couldn’t help but notice the rumbling of thousands of boot-clad feet as they shook the ground above his abode...

A Dem Bones Fairytale: A Guy Named Pea
A Dem Bones Fairytale

A Guy Named Pea

I met him online -- "Pea@pickapea.com." Figuring he’d be just right for a Princess like me, I decided to give it a shot.

The Chocolate-Covered Crone: A Dem Bones Fairytale
The Chocolate-Covered Crone

A Dem Bones Fairytale

She dared to peek over the edge of the vat and tumble in. A few gulps and she was coated from head to toe. But beneath the chocolate crust, her heart beat on...

Onychophagia: Confessions of a nail biter
Onychophagia

Confessions of a nail biter

Nail biters are like squirrels. You can hardly ever beat them down.

The Saga of Rita Sue LaDeux

The Saga of Rita Sue LaDeux

I alone know who swung that ax. I can see her now … her flaming red hair blowing in the wind.

Slotz on a Stick: The continuing tale
Slotz on a Stick

The continuing tale

Whether or not Tant was ever fingered for copping Slotz -- along with fifty or more innocent citizens --is not a matter of record.

Dem Bones Fairytale: Saga of Slotz Supreme, pt. 1
Dem Bones Fairytale

Saga of Slotz Supreme, pt. 1

Neither apple, orange, peach nor pear; the Slotz somewhat resembled a bowling pin, only smaller. But truth tell, they made The Valley famous.