Stella Cretek

Run Dick Run

By - Sep 15th, 2008 02:52 pm
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Jane: Run Dick Run.

Dick: I’m running.

Jane: It’s hot!

Dick: Arizona isn’t Alaska.

Jane: Look Dick Look! Naked people hiding in the sage brush!

Dick: Where?

Jane: Over there stupid.

Dick: No one important. Job seekers I guess.

Jane: Run Dick Run.

Dick: There’s a big line of soldiers up ahead.

Jane: Their arms & legs are missing.

Dick: Don’t sweat the small stuff.

Jane: Look Dick! A money tree. Let’s rest in the shade.

Dick: This is my very favorite tree. I come here a lot.

Jane: You do?

Dick: There’s Cheney on the top branch holding onto to Dubya.

Jane: Who are those two chaps approaching with an axe?

Dick: Woodchoppers. Look Jane! They’re chopping my tree down.

Jane: Run Dick run!

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