Three Signs

I am superstitious, so I’m wondering what’s coming our way based on three signs I was given this morning.

1. A practically mythical turtle, whose singularly rare appearance is supposed to portend a major event, has been found by Cleveland Metroparks Zoo researchers in a lake in Vietnam.

2. An earthquake measuring 5.2 on the Richter scale shook southern Illinois early this morning. Its epicenter was 38 miles northwest of Evansville and the quake was felt as far away as Florida.

3. I hit 92% of the notes in AFL’s “Miss Murder” on Guitar Hero 3. I was playing on medium, but 4 stars is 4 stars, and unprecedented. As recently as last night I could only hit 79%, but this morning I passed 90% twice.

What does it all mean?