Truth from President Donald J. Trump
After lengthy deliberation and thought, and considering the tremendous talents of many others, I have decided that the person best suited to assume the position of Vice President of the United States is Senator J.D. Vance of the Great State of Ohio. J.D. honorably served our Country in the Marine Corps, graduated from Ohio State University in two years, Summa Cum Laude, and is a Yale Law School Graduate, where he was Editor of The Yale Law Journal, and President of the Yale Law Veterans Association. J.D.’s book, “Hillbilly Elegy,” became a Major Best Seller and Movie, as it championed the hardworking men and women of our Country. J.D. has had a very successful business career in Technology and Finance, and now, during the Campaign, will be strongly focused on the people he fought so brilliantly for, the American Workers and Farmers in Pennsylvania, Michigan, Wisconsin, Ohio, Minnesota, and far beyond….
NOTE: This press release was submitted to Urban Milwaukee and was not written by an Urban Milwaukee writer. While it is believed to be reliable, Urban Milwaukee does not guarantee its accuracy or completeness.
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What is left out of this announcement is:
“JD Vance hated my guts when I first ran for president. Let’s face it, I have a lot of guts to hate. Some say I have the most hateable guts ever. But my guts being hateable is debatable, but JD made it clear that he hated them. Called me a threat to democracy. Called me reprehensible and and idiot. Compared me to Hitler.
He served our nation as a United States Marine, like other losers and suckers and is now a US Senator from the great big state of Ohio, and now has flip-flopped on me and fully aligned himself, along with so many other of my small-minded minions to the dark side. He is now back-up engineer on the Trump Train.”
UM states in its NOTE following the press release “TRUTH FROM PRESIDENT DONALD J. TRUMP” that “While it is believed to be reliable… Urban Milwaukee does not guarantee its accuracy or completeness.”
How could UM possibly believe the press release is reliable when the headline contains the biggest ruse that Donald Trump has been trying to pull on the American public since the 2020 presidential election? Donald Trump is NOT president — at least not of the United States. Why would UM print such a lie without at the very least including a correction in red boldface saying that regardless of the headline on this press release, Donald J. Trump is NOT president? Or has UM jumped on the Trump bandwagon and is now trying to help Mr. Trump perpetuate his big lie?