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Durst: Angrier Birds
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Angrier Birds

Today, Durst forwards a new conspiracy theory: The GOP primaries were nothing more than a live-action game of Angry Birds.

Durst: Obama Care Bears & Walruses
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Obama Care Bears & Walruses

The nation waits on surgical pins and sealing wax needles for the Supreme Court's decision on the health care law.

Durst: Romney, Inc.
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Romney, Inc.

Romney staffers called him the Etch-A-Sketch candidate. But the toy works via magnetism, a concept that eludes the former Governor, says Will Durst.

Durst: We’re all Muppets here
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We’re all Muppets here

In the wake of Greg Smith's New York Times op-ed, Will Durst says we're all Muppets to the Mitt Romneys and Koch Brothers of the world.

Durst: Not So Super Tuesday report
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Not So Super Tuesday report

After Super Tuesday, the Republican Party is ready to get behind their candidate and begin the long march to November. Or not.

Durst: A Tale of Two Romneys
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A Tale of Two Romneys

Will Durst explains how Mitt Romney's biggest challenge might not be from Sen. Rick Santorum, but from his alter ego, Flipper Mitt.

Durst: The Ayatollah of Pennsylvania
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The Ayatollah of Pennsylvania

You could say Rick Santorum is old fashioned, but Will Durst says it might be more precise to say he's Old Testament. It's Santorum's turn as Not Romney.

Durst: The 2012 Political Animal Awards
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The 2012 Political Animal Awards

With awards season in full swing, it's time to add one more to the seemingly endless list, Will Durst's Political Animal Awards.

Durst: A tone-deaf tin-eared borg
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A tone-deaf tin-eared borg

Every time Republicans get close to walking down the aisle with the former governor from Massachusetts, something goes awry. What is it about Mitt?

Durst: The GOP Soap Opera
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The GOP Soap Opera

It's the Republican Reality TV show, where the last person voted off the island becomes the next Red American Idol.

Durst: High on the Mainstream embankment
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High on the Mainstream embankment

First Newt Gingrich rips Ron Paul for being too far outside the Mainstream, then Mitt Romney says the same about Newt. Meanwhile, Will Durst surveys the waters.

Durst: Barack H. Obama 2012 State of the Union Drinking Game
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Barack H. Obama 2012 State of the Union Drinking Game

Bottoms up! It's time for the 2012 State of the Union Address.