Durst Case Scenario
Angrier Birds
Today, Durst forwards a new conspiracy theory: The GOP primaries were nothing more than a live-action game of Angry Birds.
Apr 18th, 2012 by Will DurstObama Care Bears & Walruses
The nation waits on surgical pins and sealing wax needles for the Supreme Court's decision on the health care law.
Apr 4th, 2012 by Will DurstRomney, Inc.
Romney staffers called him the Etch-A-Sketch candidate. But the toy works via magnetism, a concept that eludes the former Governor, says Will Durst.
Mar 28th, 2012 by Will DurstWe’re all Muppets here
In the wake of Greg Smith's New York Times op-ed, Will Durst says we're all Muppets to the Mitt Romneys and Koch Brothers of the world.
Mar 21st, 2012 by Will DurstNot So Super Tuesday report
After Super Tuesday, the Republican Party is ready to get behind their candidate and begin the long march to November. Or not.
Mar 13th, 2012 by Will DurstA Tale of Two Romneys
Will Durst explains how Mitt Romney's biggest challenge might not be from Sen. Rick Santorum, but from his alter ego, Flipper Mitt.
Mar 6th, 2012 by Will DurstThe Ayatollah of Pennsylvania
You could say Rick Santorum is old fashioned, but Will Durst says it might be more precise to say he's Old Testament. It's Santorum's turn as Not Romney.
Feb 29th, 2012 by Will DurstThe 2012 Political Animal Awards
With awards season in full swing, it's time to add one more to the seemingly endless list, Will Durst's Political Animal Awards.
Feb 22nd, 2012 by Will DurstA tone-deaf tin-eared borg
Every time Republicans get close to walking down the aisle with the former governor from Massachusetts, something goes awry. What is it about Mitt?
Feb 15th, 2012 by Will DurstThe GOP Soap Opera
It's the Republican Reality TV show, where the last person voted off the island becomes the next Red American Idol.
Feb 8th, 2012 by Will DurstHigh on the Mainstream embankment
First Newt Gingrich rips Ron Paul for being too far outside the Mainstream, then Mitt Romney says the same about Newt. Meanwhile, Will Durst surveys the waters.
Feb 1st, 2012 by Will DurstBarack H. Obama 2012 State of the Union Drinking Game
Bottoms up! It's time for the 2012 State of the Union Address.
Jan 24th, 2012 by Will Durst