Donald Kaul
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And the Man of the Year Award goes to…

By - Dec 28th, 2010 04:00 am
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Time Magazine has its Man of the Year Award; I have mine.

There was a bumper crop of candidates in 2010, a year marked by one bizarre turn of events after another.

A satellite image of the Mississippi Delta area http://www.flickr.com/photos/gsfc/ / CC BY 2.0For example, who would have imagined that President Barack Obama, having gotten a commitment from BP to set aside $20 billion for damages caused by its oil spill, would be accused by a Congressman of “blackmail” — or that the Republican Party would call it a “$20-billion shakedown”? Or that lawmaker Rep. Joe Barton could be the ranking GOP member of the House Energy and Commerce committee?

That’s like letting an alcoholic teach driver education.

Ultimately, I suppose if you had to distill the year’s madness into one award, you’d have to say that the Man of the Year is the Republican Party. (That’s neither a man nor woman, I know. So sue me.)

The GOP this year accomplished a feat so extraordinary as to beggar the imagination. Nothing like it has been seen in living memory.

Two years ago, Republicans were sliding toward oblivion. Their presidential candidate had been trounced by a virtual unknown. They faced a filibuster-proof Democratic majority in the Senate and an equally large majority in the House. The outlook was grim — that is, until they hit on the strategy of acting as though they’d won the 2008 elections. They locked arms and voted as one against pretty much everything the President wanted to do, then blamed him for not getting it done.

But what was really extraordinary was that they did it by shamelessly taking the side of the rich against the poor, while claiming that they were speaking for the common man. Even more extraordinary was the fact that the American people bought what they were selling. It was one of the great feats of political jujitsu of our time or any other.

As a long-time observer of American politics, I can only tip my hat in admiration and give Republicans the highest honor it is in my power to bestow: the “un-Timely Man of the Year Award” for 2010.

As I said, there were other deserving candidates, so I thought I’d give them some love too:

Photo of Sarah Palin by “sskennel” via flickr (cc).

The barely-coveted “It Pays to be Ignorant Award” goes to none other than Sarah Palin, who managed to go through an entire year without saying one intelligent or knowledgeable thing, while growing exponentially in political popularity (not to mention in riches).

The competition for the Ignorance Award was fierce. Right behind Sarah was Christine “I Am Not a Witch” O’Donnell, the Republican Senate candidate in Delaware who, during a debate on religion in public schools, said incredulously: “You’re telling me that the separation of church and state is found in the First Amendment?”

Right behind her was Nevada Senate candidate Sharron Angle, who thought that Dearborn, Michigan, was governed by Sharia law.

Other notable achievers:

* Rep. Charlie Rangel, the New York Democrat who demanded a House ethics investigation of his finances, which then proved he was a crook.
* Tiger Woods, who, robbed by divorce of the chance to cheat on his wife, went from being the world’s greatest golfer to a middle-of-the-pack hacker. There’s a moral in there somewhere, but I’m afraid to look for it.
* Rush Limbaugh, who disappointed millions of Americans by promising to leave the country if health care reform passed, then not leaving when it did.
* Rep. John Boehner, the Ohio Republican who apparently can’t tell the story of his rise from saloon keeper’s son to Speaker of the House without bursting into tears, when it’s the rest of us who should be crying.
* Judge Henry E. Hudson, the conservative Virginia judge who ruled that health care is unconstitutional. Who knew?

It was a heck of a year. I shudder to think of what’s ahead.

Donald Kaul has been an award-winning political writer and reporter for longer than some of you have been living. He now syndicates his weekly column through Otherwords.

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0 thoughts on “Kaul: And the Man of the Year Award goes to…”

  1. Anonymous says:

    What is with the amount of people that despise Sarah Palin? We get it, you don’t like her. But it’s more than that. Instead of just ‘not liking’ her or ‘disagreeing’ with her opinions/views; people need to take it further by making fun of her vocabulary – or her hair – or her voice inflections – or her family. I could go on, but really if you don’t like her then so be it. But making it so personal with her is getting old. It was cute at first but now it’s just obnoxious. And now the same treatment is going beyond Palin, bring in the making fun chorus for anyone who disagrees with the left.
    And one other thing, Judge Hudson did not rule that healthcare is unconstitutional, she voted that it is unconstitutional to force citizens to purchase healthcare.
    And yes, I would have had the same reaction if this type of article was written by someone from the right side of the political landscape. I’m just tired of how more and more adults make things personal when in disagreement with someone.

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