Sexy Summer School
Here we are, staring the end of August – and essentially the end of the blissful, balmy and ridiculously busy summer – right in the kisser. Sigh. Before you know it, we’ll be pulling our wool sweaters and socks out of storage and cursing the Midwest like the cold, insufferable hag that she is.
But wait! There’s still plenty of summer left for the moment, and Milwaukee’s favorite feminist sex shop wants to help you turn up the heat. Like, waaay up. To launch the start of its fall education schedule, the Tool Shed presents Sexy Summer School, a full week of hotter-than-hot workshops and classes to keep your home fires burning despite the autumn chill.
Internationally renowned sex experts, artists and authors Lee Harrington and Midori return to Milwaukee to offer up new and creative ways to awaken your sexuality and help add a few more moves to your bedroom (or kitchen, living room, dining room table…) repertoire.
Who wouldn’t want to attend summer school with classes like these?
JoyStick Secrets: How to Thrill a Man, with Midori
Sunday, August 23, 5:00 – 7:00 pm
Learn how give him unbelievable pleasure. Join internationally-acclaimed sex educator Midori for this in-depth training on orally pleasuring your guy. Using delicious practice props (think fruit!), you’ll learn all about the secrets that will blow his mind. All genders welcome; couples welcome. Pre-registration recommended (the last time Midori was in town, this class was standing-room-only!). Call 414-906-5304 to pre-register. $25.
Tuesday, August 25, 8:00 pm
Rope bondage is a wonderful tool for spicing up your sex life. Attendees will learn how to make simple restraints for spread-eagle poses as well as explore even more creative ways to bind. Pre-registration recommended, ask about needed supplies when you call; register by calling 414-906-5304. $25.
How To Eat A Peach: Pleasuring Her, with Midori
Saturday, August 29, 8:00 – 10:00 pm
Discover new skills that will rock her world! Learn the art of giving and receiving oral pleasure from internationally acclaimed sex educator Midori. Packed with secrets, tips and tricks on how to give the most blissful sensations with your loving mouth and dexterous digits. Be prepared for fun, funny and sexy demos. Pre-registration recommended; call 414-906-5304 to register. $25.
TCD and the Tool Shed want you to get the best education possible, which is why we’re offering free tickets to two lucky winners! To enter, simply send us and email with your full name, phone number and specify which class you would like to attend. That’s it! Of course flattery, funny stories and pictures of squirrels will get you everywhere …