Milwaukee Zombie Coalition to Protest Ann Coulter
Tonight, April 20, 2010, conservative pundit Ann Coulter will be speaking at the University of Wisconsin-Milwaukee. In response, an unprecedented coalition of Milwaukee’s undead will unite in protest. Tomorrow, check in to Third Coast Digest for Patti Wenzel’s coverage of the event.
According to organizers, Coulter’s comments and positions, such as endorsing the murder of Dr. George Tiller, referring to Muslims as “ragheads,” and accusing 9/11 widows of “enjoying their husbands’ deaths” can serve only one purpose – to rot human brains.
In an official statement, zombie spokesperson and UWM student Kyle Schulz says, “As concerned members of a global society facing the daunting challenges of the 21st century, we know that we will need to move forward with as many healthy brains as possible. We oppose the hateful ignorance represented by Coulter and her supporters; her venom is merely a distraction from the real issues that affect real people.”
The zombie uprising will begin at 6pm at UWM in the Pangaea space between Lubar and Bolton Halls.